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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Step Back: The Year in Review


Though Obtusity hasn't been updated in awhile, we never stopped watching music videos. How could we? There were many, many videos to watch this year - more than perhaps any year prior. Yet despite the hundreds of promos we came across each month, the overall quality of the industry was not diluted. Instead this year brought us many of the more creative and ambitious projects in recent memory, from R. Kelly's massive hip-hopera to Justice's ubiquitous D.A.N.C.E. phenomenon.

So we return with a year-end compilation of our favorite releases of the past 12 months. It was no easy task whittling our list to a mere 25 (our staff started with a ranking of 100), but in the end we leaned towards those videos which made a significant artistic statement that went beyond pretty aesthetics. These are the works of art that stayed with us - those we imagine will continue to delight for years to come.


Fergie "Clumsy"

dir. by Marc Webb & Rich Lee

Fergie stumbles into a brilliant concept from Webb & Lee and manages to give a fairly decent, grounded performance (despite the obviousness of her product placement). Yet if the visuals didn't match the tone of the song and its lyrics so well, the entire video would have fell flat. In many ways the self-proclaimed "Dutchess" has a very childish view of love - in the breakdown she talks of constantly needing a boyfriend - and that mirrors the pop-up book concept around her. At the same time the nervousness she displays is a universal symptom of desire, suggesting that even as we grow older, love can make us awkwardly young again.


Liars "Plaster Casts of Everything"

dir. by Patrick Daughters

The first, but not nearly the last appearance of Daughters on our list:

"Escaping from prison into a dark and dreary night, adrift in the desert, this troubled soul is fleeing more than a state institution. He wants to "run away" from the guilt, confusion and fear of whatever it is he's done - or is at least accused of doing. But he doesn't need to look in the rear view mirror to know that these regrets will not be leaving anytime soon."
read the full review



Justice "D.A.N.C.E"

dir. by Jonas&François, design by So Me

The year in music videos will likely be remembered as the year of "D.A.N.C.E." And as Kanye West can attest, So Me's design has been and will be hugely influential in the years to come. As a celebration of hipster fashion, colorful graphic design and skinny indie boys, it's endlessly consumable.

Yet in other ways it's strangely pointless. The video's anti-conformist imagery - from loaded guns to overt sexuality - works primarily because it looks so typically "indie." Is the circular and repetitive journey then a comment on the futility of hipsterdom, or is "D.A.N.C.E" actually the ultimate example of the increasingly empty image-based bandwagonism of this culture? Regardless, the fact that people clamored to own every t-shirt on display here is both ironic and proof of the video's infectious quality.


The Shins "Phantom Limb"

dir. by Patrick Daughters

Though originally released in late 2006, this whimsically complex Daughters-directed clip warrants a closer look, and high praise.

Here's what we said back in January:
"...[Daughters] takes the cutesy undertones of Saturday morning serials and after-school specials and turns The Shins' "Phantom Limb" into a full-fledged morality play for adults. While we can still smile at the adorable performances of the players, there are a series of haunting images which negate any attempt at portraying this as simply a kid's music video."
read the full review



Stephanie Dosen "This Joy"

dir. by Dan Sully

The first minute is astonishing in its build-up, never failing to give us chills.

"Director Dan Sully uses deep close-ups, understated colors and slow motion to really let the beauty of the words fully bloom. The animated wallpaper is also a nice touch, and when it switches from a cage above Dosen's head to a print of leafy vines, it directly connects the singer to the birds who wish for freedom. Yet it's only a momentary experience; a step through doors into the light of an adjacent room."
read the full review



Fionn Regan "Be Good or Be Gone"

dir. by Si & Ad

A song is a living, breathing thing. And just like the artist who writes it, it has a history - a constantly evolving story. It exists in every space it has ever been played, and carries with it the memories of how it was played that day, how it sounded in that space and who was there to hear it.

As Fionn Regan tells us his story of loss, the images present something else - perhaps even hope. It reminds us that a good song, like a strong memory, is never as simple as one idea or feeling. It's a myriad of emotions all beautifully rushed together in melody.


RJD2 "Work It Out"

dir. by Joey Garfield

"...in a single continuous take, Bill Shannon (born with a hip condition that requires crutches) expresses uninhibited individuality and freedom - rejecting any notion that he is incapable of beautiful movement. He hops, skates and glides through the crowded city, garnering looks of astonishment wherever he goes. After all that he climbs right back up those stairs - past the stranger who once doubted his ability."
read the full review



M.I.A. "Boyz"

dir. by M.I.A./Jay Will

"Though it's hard to believe, M.I.A. has taken the visual themes of 2005's Arular (seen everywhere from the cover art to the video for "Galang") and created something even more gloriously epilepsy-inducing for sophomore LP Kala. The vibrant collage of neon colors and cheap special effects found in the promo for new single "Boyz" (as well as her fantastic website) is a homage to everything from 80's video games to the advertising and film culture of Nigeria, Southeast Asia and Jamaica. But it's also a completely singular vision, and one that is impossible to pin to any particular movement or region of the world."
read the full review



Emily Haines "Our Hell"

dir. by Jaron Albertin

Albertin uses heatvision to expose the burning underbelly of conformity - the hell that is created by groupthink. Shots of sunbathers and frat boys intersect with portraits of wolves and clowns, with the final image of surrender being the most chilling. Everything from blood to tears is dulled into two sad tones of emotion, all passion and desire drained from the world.


Feist "1234"

dir. by Patrick Daughters

This is the type of video that requires no elaborate description or interpretation. Its brilliance speaks for itself. From the perfectly flawed choreography to the energy of Feist's performance - all shot without a single cut - Patrick Daughters deftly captures the simple bittersweet beauty of the song.


The Bees "Listening Man"

dir. by Dominic Leung

The tone of the video is quite light-hearted, but when the quiet scruffy-haired man who dreams of tennis glory takes his talkative girlfriend in his arms and kisses her with all his might, it's as dramatic and powerful a moment as we saw all year.


Lisa Lindley-Jones "Step Back"

dir. by W.I.Z.

"As Lisa Lindley-Jones stands somberly in a nearby alley, holding a bright flare and only partially obscured by shadow, her police officer pursuer walks by without even a glance in her direction. The two are so close at this moment that it seems nearly impossible that he wouldn't notice her, but it appears to be the case nevertheless. Yet perhaps he doesn't really want to catch her. And even if much of the video implies that she may actually want to be caught, here she makes no move to alert him of her presence either. Is she saddened by his lack of perception? Or is the thought of capture suddenly unpleasant and scary?"
read the full review



Ludacris "Slap"

dir. by Philip Andelman

"It isn't nearly as complex or gripping a portrait as Scorsese's magnum opus, but in its own way it relays the troubles of modern society while mirroring the themes of isolation and paranoia. It's also a monumental video for hip-hop right now. Bill O'Reilly once used this exact song as the basis of a seething critique of the Grammys and Ludacris (who won for Rap Album of the Year), repeatedly referencing the "slapping" as proof of the rapper's promotion of violence. It was clear then and it's clear now that O'Reilly never listened to this track or gave the artist a chance. I'm certain, considering Ludacris's history with O'Reilly, that those words where in the back of his head during the shoot. For this reason alone the video must be counted as an unqualified success; a dramatic affront to anyone who fails to see the potential of hip-hop expression."
read the full review



Kanye West (feat. Zach Galifianakis & Will Oldham) "Can't Tell Me Nothing"

dir. by Michael Blieden

It's a joke, but as director Blieden writes on his website, they "took the song very seriously." Galifianakis is phenomenal, his performance providing a seering critique of the hyper-masculine bravado Kanye and others champion so often. The entire video is a send-up of your typical macho rap video - from the dancing girls to the souped-up tractor - while at the same time a comment on the mass consumtion of hip-hop (particularly Kanye West) by numerous disparate groups in America. There's also a slight jab at the abberant or random appearance of overt religion in his music. Yet Mr. West has always been self-aware to a fault, and the irony of his own work doesn't escape him (as his brief apperance suggests). In many ways Blieden's masterpiece is the perfect anecdote to Hype Williams overwrought epic commisioned for the same song - bringing Kanye, his mega-stardom and the hypocrisy of misogyny in hip-hop back to reality.


Jarvis Cocker "Don't Let Him Waste Your Time"

dir. by Dougal Wilson

"The quality of Wilson's vision is rooted in his ability to capture the appeal of Cocker's songwriting while maintaining his own fresh perspective. From the subtle humorous touch to the extravagant disco finale, Wilson creates a fun ride that matches the song in wit and replay value."
Interview with Dougal Wilson



Bat for Lashes "What's A Girl to Do?"

dir. by Dougal Wilson

"Rolling down the street in the dark of night is akin to playing catch with butcher knives - someone is bound to get hurt. Yet Natasha Khan (a.k.a. Bat for Lashes) can't seem to stop playing Russian roulette with her heart"
read the full review



Coparck "A Good Year for the Robots"

dir. by COMRAD

"In the process of becoming "more human" in the video, Alex the robot is exposed to a series of horrific images of chaos and violence, as well as heartwarming footage of lovers and babies. He emerges energized and full of feeling; skipping along the roads he once mechanically trudged. But the majority of his co-workers are less than thrilled by Alex's transformation. They generally preferred the stoic and efficient version that one co-worker called "a retard" prior to the operation. In many ways they liked him as an unfeeling and focused employee because that is precisely what they are."
read the full review


Lyapis Trubetskoy "Capital"

dir. by Alexey Terekhov

"The video seems to suggest an aversion towards globalism with its crazy 7-headed conglomerate shilling horrible products and ideas from every corner of the earth. But the real problem is any one person, or group of people, attempting to force a single ideology on the billions of unique humans that live on this planet. In the finale the piggy bank-heart is destroyed and put back in the hands of the television viewer - the consumer. Having individual choice and spending money is OK - as long as we make educated decisions."
read the full review



The Strokes "You Only Live Once"

dir. by Warren Fu

"If machines were to find our relics in the distant future, would they have a positive first impression? What if they found only your artifacts, your time capsule? These are the important questions that linger after watching Warren Fu's beautifully realized music video - you only live once."
read the full review



Cornelius "Like a Rolling Stone"

dir. by Koichiro Tsujikawa

"...sometime after the halfway point, Tsujikawa zooms in on a Venus de Milo-type women spinning inside one of the many portal-like doorways. Not only does she seem a unique figure in this redundant universe, but there is something unexpected about her beauty. Now as the director pulls out to show us this world once more, it suddenly has symmetry and grace where it once seemed pointless and stagnant."
read the full review



Cat Power "Where Is My Love?"

dir. by Josh & Xander

In one fleeting moment we see it all, from joy to sorrow, love to loneliness. "Where is My Love?" is a devastatingly beautiful video, shot with wonderous warmth and detail. We watch as a women's uproarious laughter - happiness personified - turns slowly into a pathetic and desperate crash to the floor. Each character is so unique and seperate in the bar, yet like in a classic Altman picture, the characters are tied each to each simply via their humanity - their struggle to connect, to live.


Beirut "Elephant Gun"

dir. by Alma Har'el

"There is beauty in this strangely erotic room, and no doubt most of its residents are enjoying themselves. There is something sublime in "letting the seasons begin" and completely embracing the energy of the moment - the lust, the drinks and the music. But the look on Condon's face is the clue to everything he hides inside - the bored desperation of his dreams comes pouring out the weary notes of his trumpet. He can live in distraction or follow the postcards on the wall, but either way a life of escapism will leave one unfulfilled - dragging empty cans along the beach."
read the full review



Petrol "Cera"

dir. by Postodellefragole

"This may very well be a lonely man watching his love fall apart at the hands of his own indecision and hysteria, but it's precisely the mystery of the narrative which keeps "Cera" such a compelling treat. There is a shot of the women running across darkness as if upon water, subtle effects distort the visuals on close-ups and throughout cuts are hidden in the same black where secrets are kept. The directors create a mood that is as disquieting as it is hypnotically beautiful. An enigma that wants no solution - only to evoke and entice feeling."
read the full review



Aereogramme "Conscious Life"

dir. by Tobias Feltus

"Tobias Feltus's "Conscious Life" is a near-perfect example of the symbiosis between picture and sound...They called The Jazz Singer a "talkie" in 1927 because human speech, or a lack thereof, was the real defining quality of the silent films that preceded it. Aereogramme's music contains words, but they aren't directly spoken by any of the characters in "Conscious Life." Rather they serve as our guide through the psychology and context behind the happenings on screen."
read the full review



Dizzee Rascal "Sirens"

dir. by W.I.Z.

From the moment we saw it, we knew this one was special.

"W.I.Z.'s music video for Dizzee Rascal's "Sirens" is loaded with vibrant imagery, but one of its most quietly potent ideas centers around Dizzee's choice of attire. The hooded jacket he wears (and is forced to remove) is about more than a conflict between young and old, it's the fear of the unknown itself. It's about those in power being afraid of "difference," of what they don't understand and can't see. And it's about exploiting those in a weaker position without concern for the long-term effects it has on society at-large."
read the full review

Thursday, December 21, 2006

The 20 Best Music Videos of 2006

Our week-long look back at the year that was culminates today with the Internet's most definitive listing of 2006's best overall music videos...


The widespread availability of digital camcorders and the arrival of YouTube meant anybody with some talent and six treadmills could make a life-changing music video in 2006. But the sheer amount of footage out there meant that artists had to really step it up to truly stand-out, and our year-end list reflects a heated battle between indie and pop that can be seen as nothing but healthy for the future of the music video as an art form.

We've been talking about some of these videos all year, others we haven't, and still others that we have mentioned with praise in the past have been cut from the final twenty. Essentially this is where we stand as of today, at the very moment that we are posting this list. Certainly if you asked us tomorrow things might be quite different, but regardless this list serves as an overview of the great work being done in music videos, and twenty soaring pieces of evidence that an artist's video is more than just an advertisement for a song - it can be equally, if not more, breathtaking.

20. Barzin "Leaving Time"
- It's a slow building thing, but in it's gradual dissonance it underlines the distance that can build between people who where initially drawn to each other so forcibly by the power of lust and attraction, but grow apart over time. Yet the final longer shots also allow us a more complete look at the beauty of each individual woman (even as they are obscured in the darkness), and there is something to be said for growth in a relationship. Perhaps the loss of that first intimacy is lessened by the knowledge that is gained in the long run; either way it's an unforgettable series of images.


19. El Perro Del Mar "God Knows (You've Got To Give to Get)" - The song is pristine but the video lifts curtains on meanings that previously remained closed behind the beauty of El Perro's one-of-a-kind voice. The attention to detail is astounding, and yet so seemingly simple in construction. It may be a personal story of redemption or a larger comment on the craft of music making; regardless it's one of the more quietly beautiful videos of the year.


18. Arctic Monkeys "When The Sun Goes Down" - It was a good year for the Monkeys. Not only did they release a Grammy-nominated insanely popular debut album, but they produced three top-notch music videos as well, two of which appear on this list. The album is all about the struggles of the working class, but with this first video about a poor young woman on the streets of Sheffield their critique becomes an opera of inequality and suffocating desperation.


17. Prodigy "Mac 10 Handle" - It's a claustrophobic experience filled with a Taxi Driver-esque sense of dread from the opening shots. While it might be easy to say the harmful addictions led to the murder and subsequent hallucinatory paranoia, it seems more obvious that a history of guilt, shame and pain is actually why we find our protagonist engulfed in drugs and alcohol. The stabbing of the bloody couch is a chilling visualization of the mental anguish that accompanies the many consequences of vigilante violence and justice.


16. Hot Chip "Over and Over" - This is not only the most fun and hilarious video of the year, it also happens to be a particularly insightful look at the tailor-made nature of typical music videos. The critique is mostly tongue-in-cheek but it does make us question how many of the fans in that K-Fed video where real, and how many where computer generated.


15. Bonnie "Prince" Billy "Cursed Sleep"
- Will Oldham once again shines as an actor, but the real power of this video lies in the dramatic narrative. A study of love, jealousy and freedom it grows to a frightful conclusion that requires multiple views to fully comprehend.


14. Thom Yorke "Harrowdown Hill"
- We all have a hand in both the creative and destructive actions of the world, and in this Yorke finds both hope and drowning sorrow. But in our continued collective resistance and seeking of the truth we can overcome fear through sheer power - "there are too many of us."


13. Gnarls Barkley "Crazy" - In all the discussion of the soul-baring greatness of Cee-Lo's vocals and the hypnotic production of Danger Mouse not much is ever said about the unique lyrical themes that Gnarls' is delving into here in a pop song. The Rorshach test effect of the video grandly enhances the split personality of the track, emphasizing the mental struggles that Cee-Lo is exhuming - a mixture of self-doubt, nostalgia and paranoia. Now we understand where that gorgeously pained falsetto is coming from.


12. Guillemots "Made Up Love Song #43" - One of the more over-looked bands of 2006, this gorgeous single is further complicated by the dreamy video. What upon first listen seemed to be a realization of denied love now seems less certainly positive. The final lone piano on the beach now sounds as if it's coming down from a high, the type of high one might only experience in the mind, in memory - which is often the most powerful kind.


11. Christina Aguilera “Hurt” - Among the more visually sweeping videos of the year, Aguilera and director Floria Sigismondi also accomplish what is rare in music video – they show and tell us a gripping story. Using multiple old-school film genres and styles to heighten the impact of the memories we see on the screen, Sigismondi underlines the narrative with references to Aguilera’s own celebrity status. It’s this pairing of high-drama with the soul-shattering voice of the pop star that is most affecting throughout. Yet it’s the final sequence, moving quickly from a mid-level shot to an extreme close-up on the singer’s beautifully shattered expression that secures the emotional weight of this work.


10. My Chemical Romance “Welcome to the Black Parade” – Spilling the ink of Dr. Caligari and Persona all over sheets of Queen-like epic posing, what emerges is one pitch-black rebellious mess of haunting imagery, high-strung emotional impact and pop video at it’s best. The social critique is evident but the artistic touches are perhaps more subtle, from shot to shot there is so much going on in this video, and one can’t help but applaud the sheer depth with which it attacks its’ subject matter.


9. OK Go “Here It Goes Again”
– This video will never be as cool as it was the first time you stumbled upon it through YouTube, but it remains one of the more creative and simple applications of the music video form in years. What other video this year inspired thousands of highly-uncoordinated indie-rock fans to actually try and dance to music, even if it was on crazy dangerous treadmills? For that alone it deserves some recognition, the subsequent Internet revolution that it seemed to spark is just gravy.


8. Arctic Monkeys “Leave Before the Lights Come On”
– When the lights do come on the seemingly suicidal jumper that Paddy Constantine heroically rescues is in fact a desperately lonely woman looking for love in all the wrong places and ways. But his violent reactions to her annoying pursuit are almost equally disturbing, and so director John Hardwick paints a humorous yet thought-provoking portrait of the distance, fear and miscommunication that exists between people today.


7. The Streets “Prangin’ Out” – Mike Skinner is engulfed in nightmares of addiction and vice represented through the vibrant horror of a red-rum hotel a la The Shining in this trance-inducing video. The camera only stops briefly as it cascades and floats around corners and through doorways, creating an ominous sense of presence and mystery that leaves one guessing right up until the final disturbing scene.


6. Justin Timberlake “My Love”
– For the most infectious beat of the year the directors create one of the more addictive videos of 2006 and among the best mainstream dance videos in years. Not since Michael Jackson’s heyday have I spent so many hours in front of the screen trying to meticulously copy an artist’s particular dance (I’m only slightly ashamed to admit that), but thus is the power of this black and white minimalist video. Yet more than JT and his back-up dancers it’s the flying love-notes, the wonderfully spinning final shot and the constant juxtaposition of lust and love throughout - between serenade and seduction, dance and sex, flying rubber bands and cellos – that captures the hypnotic dualism of this street-ready ballad so perfectly.


5. M. Ward "Chinese Translation" - The old-world folksy brilliance of M. Ward is brought delightfully to life with this painstakingly animated video. In the story of the young man who goes looking for answers but instead finds more people with questions, the video reveals the way in which we are all part of larger cycles of life. And in the end it's clear that the actual answers to our heart's questions are right where Ward's most famous predecessor said they'd be - blowin' in the wind.


4. Emily Haines “Dr. Blind” – It’s one of the more frightening scenes imaginable; being stuck all alone in a supermarket under the shadows of sale aisles and greed-inducing consumerism. It’s the type of thing that could lead one to a medicated drug-addiction - and that’s precisely what’s being battled in this dark, brooding and elegiac work. The human dominoes are sublime.


3. Juvenile “Get Ya Hustle On” – Juvenile wants us to forcefully see what the mishandling of Katrina really means for the people still living in the city. Beginning with high-pitched strings and an angelic porcelain statue, in the next minute it becomes immediately clear that there are no saints marching in the streets of New Orleans. Instead there is a desperate scavenger-like mentality that permeates the air left in the wake of America’s hyper-capitalist dreams.


2. I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness “The Owl”
– This brilliant video subtly develops a complex world of jailed emotions and growing terror from the inside out. The animation is startling, beautifully detailed and yet so simple in its use of colors and sharp lines. The focus on the crow’s dilated pupils is a masterstroke, emphasizing the emotion from the opening shots while echoing the horror-flick soundtrack of the song. Yet it’s clear that what we fear is not just the owl, but also the unknown – the external light towards which the crow is flying. And thus we have an existential crisis on our hands that makes for the most suspenseful video of the year.


1. Mew “Special” - Though this video was originally released in 2005, Mew’s glorious new album was not available in the U.S. until 2006, so we’re keeping it right at the top of our list. This stunning treatise on the state of the modern romance is both transcendent and kitschy, reflecting the stirring power of Mew’s music itself. Beautifully shot and overzealously performed in black and white hues that recall Antonioni and B-grade horror in the same breathe – this is one of the most unforgettable collisions of love, fear, music and video, that you are likely to see this or any year.



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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

The Ten Worst Music Videos of the Year


Though a great music video makes its' worth known without any comparison, it's often helpful to take a look at what doesn't work in order to better appreciate what does. So here's a list of some of the things that didn't work in music videos this year, and some things that where just plain awful...

(We refuse to post all these video atrocities on this site, though some of them have to be seen to be believed...the rest can be found quite easily on YouTube)


10. Snoop Dogg feat. R. Kelly "That's That Shit"
While the song itself is a rather lyrically typical (though the beat is great) jaunt through the opulence of these multi-millionare's daily life, the video is an insipidly annoying affair that reminds us of how ridiculous it is that these guys actually take themselves seriously. But nothing is quite as stupid as the consistent images of beautiful women covered in chainmail from head to toe, I mean is that supposed to be hot? It just makes me want to watch Monty Python more than anything. Which is kind of hot I guess...


9. Paris Hilton "Stars Are Blind"
This song isn't half-bad, I'll even admit I've caught myself singing it alone in the car on a number of occasions. And perhaps it was unfair to expect anything more from the video than what we get, but for such a feel-good tune the video should be a lot more fun. I mean yes it's kind of exciting to watch Paris dance around provacatively for a while, but pretty soon it all starts feeling like an Abercrombie or Gucci ad-campaign except the only thing being sold is Paris herself - which we've all seen countless times before. Plus, Chris Isaak already made this video like 10 years ago.


8. James Blunt "You're Beautiful"
Alright so we get it, Mr. Blunt is baring his soul, he has lost a part of himself, he is naked in the cold without his love etc. etc. But could it be anymore, err, blunt? Plus I get the feeling this is supposed to be sexy in some way, but come on James, you might have some pretty blue eyes but no one's mistaking you for D'Angelo.


7. Red Hot Chilli Peppers "Tell Me Baby"
Viewer or fan-made videos have the potential to be really affective and fun (take Tilly and the Wall or Junior Senior for example), and in 2006 they where all the rage. So what is it about this modestly made video that sucks so hard? Well it's the fact that it's a fake; it's a pseudo attempt at uplifting the spirits and hopes of a number of failed artists but in actuality it's a glorified tribute to the "greatness" of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. And on top of that it's actually quite depressing when you realize that most of these people are far past any real hope of ever making it, instead they are forced to appear in masturbatory RHCP videos just to get by.


6. Kevin Federline "Lose Control"
Didn't this guy woo Britney Spears with his amazing back-up dancing moves? I mean he's less convincing in this role than the one he plays in real life, though he's trying even harder here to seem authentically badass (he plays craps in clubs dude!). It's also fairly clear that Mr. Federline wasn't getting any love from Ms. Spears bank account when he made this piece (the sets leave something to be desired). But it's his pathetic faux-Justin Timberlake outfits that just blatantly remind us that he was always just a stand-in anyways.


5. Trace Adkins "HonkyTonk Badonkadonk"
Honestly we could have picked any of Mr. Adkins 2006 (correction: this video was actually released in 2005, but it's so bad we don't feel like changing the list) videos to put on here, but something about this one just stood out...and it's probably the thought of Trace Adkins holding a huge cigar while gyrating from side to side to techno-country surrounded by rollerskating girls in hotpants. The concept didn't work the first 100 times it was used by the likes of Sir Mix-A-Lot and others, but it acquires strange new depths of absurdity in the hands of Trace Adkins and his big black cowboy hat (especially the last ten seconds when he has that sleezy grimace on his face and admits the only reason he makes music is for the "badonkadonk" while squeezing an imaginary girl in front of him).


4. Janet Jackson feat. Nelly "Call On Me"
Ok Go taught us that you don't need to spend a ton of money to make an innovative and captivating music video. Obviously Janet Jackson and Hype Williams didn't get that memo. This 3 million dollar project looks like a cross between the The Cell (and is almost equally as frightening - Nelly on a pirate ship!?) and Janet's older brother's "Black and White" video. I can even remember Ms. Super Bowl's very own "Runaway" with fondness in comparison; I guess they just don't make super-glossy fantasy videos like they used to.


3. Fergie "London Bridge"
The song and Fergie herself are already amazingly difficult to digest, but nothing can really prepare you for the gagg-affect of watching "The Duchess" rub-up against some of the Queen's top-hatted guards. It's not that there's anything wrong with rejecting the social and sexual frigidity of our collective cultures, but there's no real focus to this critique at all. Moreover, the singer's entire image and delivery is intentionally childish and thus supposedly coquettish; but instead this track with paper-thin metaphors and overt visual imagery actually has strong appeal among children - and who better to be lowering london bridges than my 12 year-old cousin?! Though the beat rips off Gwen Stefani rather blatantly, Fergie herself doesn't have an ounce of the L.A.M.B girl's creativity in song or video.



2. Ying Yang Twins feat. Wyclef Jean "Dangerous"

We could talk forever about how terribly misogynistic and offensive the entire career of the Ying Yang Twins has been, but it's almost equally important to discuss how silly they are. Anyone who witnessed their sublime appearance on MTV Cribs can attest to the hilarity of their lifestyle, but even just one look at their bobbing heads in the opening seconds of the song is enough to make me laugh (and the haunting precense of Little John never helps). Then we get vampire women, tigers and flame-throwers all dancing around these guys just so Wyclef can steal their car? I mean this video is ridiculous!

1. David Hasselhoff "Jump In My Car"

It was a tough decision deciding whether or not this belonged on the list of "most fun" or "worst" music videos of the year. It comes down to whether or not you actually think 'Hoff believes in the image he represents here, I'm not sure if he does, but it's a lot funnier if you imagine he does. I swear this is a 2006 release, even if it looks late 70's to early 80's, and you can tell by the rampant referencing that attempts to capitalize on Mr. Baywatch's formidable past "achievements." Regardless, at the end of the day, we're all a little dumber for having watched this video...and that's why I finally decided if I had to watch it, I'd better make everyone else watch it too...

Monday, December 18, 2006

The Ten Most Fun Videos of 2006

Though we may tend to harp on the super-serious side of making music videos, we here at Obtusity watch hundreds of hours of YouTube a week, so in our search for relevant social critique we naturally come across a lot of fun stuff as well. So today we share with you ten of the most addictive, silly, dumbest and plain infectious videos we came across in the past year...

10. Pink "Stupid Girls"


This is only funny because it's true. Pink doesn't just make fun of society and every other pop star around, she makes fun of herself most of all (intentionally and unintentionally).

9. Lasse Gjertsen "Amateur"



I don't even know if this qualifies as a music video but the editing is so cool and amazing that I had to post it.

8. Lily Allen "Smile"



Diarrhea never gets old. And either does watching an asshole get beat-up.

7. CSS "Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above"



What's so creepily brilliant about this is how un-sexy it is. Apart from the spooky noises and elephant masks (so that's the DFA they are referencing!), it's the way in which the lead singer manages to somehow look extremely bored and somewhat coquettish at the same time. Though I have to admit I hope for a ground-shaking earthquake whenever I walk by a pretty girl now.

6. Muse "Knights of Cydonia"


This is an epic comedic event of a video. Favorite sequence: super-serious mustached cowboy, bald eagle then beautiful blonde...cue American flag!

5. Weird "Al" Jankovic "White & Nerdy"


Leave it to a 48 year-old icon to come up with the most on-point satire of modern youth culture in ages. But then again, he's the one whose been doing it so well for ages.

4. Deichkind "Ich Betaube Mich"



I would have never seen this video if it hadn't been for antville, so I've got to thank the wonderful members of that site for giving me this opportunity to pee my pants. There's a seering critique of our culture somewhere in there as well, but all I've got to say is, 100% positive!

3. Bow Wow feat. Chris Brown "Shortie Like Mine"



Finally hip-hop makes it cool to spend your life on peer-to-peer networks! Well except none of us are actually talking to beautiful people all over the world, unless of course you count those fake hot girls who send you messages and then turn out to be like solicitors for some strange money-lending website. Umm.

2. OK Go "Here It Goes Again"



The first million times I watched this I never realized how hideously ugly some of those outfits are, I mean a hot pink shirt and white shoes would be painful enough, but where does one acquire a vest on that level of grossness? It doesn't help that the guy looks like the love-child of Paul Shaffer and Ringo. Still a cool video though.

1. Hot Chip "Over and Over"



The Warning was the album on which Hot Chip supposedly got "serious" for the first time, but thankfully they kept their sense of humour when they went to make the video for "Over and Over." It's a completely off-the-wall masterpiece (those red sunglasses rock, btw), but it wouldn't be half as fun if the song was so goddamn good itself.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Best Hip-Hop Video of 2006

In kicking off our year-end list we revisit one of the most harrowing and brave productions of the year, Juvenile's "Get Ya Hustle On"...Next Monday we continue our recap with the "Funniest Music Video of 2006"...



VIDEO: “Get Ya Hustle On” directed by Ben Mor


What this monumental video depicts is not the unreal city in the imagination of the poet; it’s a present-day real-life wasteland.

In Killer Mike’s epic tirade “That’s Life,” from his 2006 mixtape I Pledge Allegiance to the Grind, he raps “all the kids got is us” – going on to claim that hip-hop stars where the only major celebrity group to actually come down and help the Katrina victims in New Orleans.

Juvenile wants us to forcefully see what this concept really means. Beginning with high-pitched strings and an angelic porcelain statue, in the next minute it becomes immediately clear that there are no saints marching in the streets of New Orleans.

Instead we see three children, rummaging through the ruins of this forgotten place, finding masks of our government officials faces as toys. School buses are smashed into bridges, horses pull cars along ragged streets and payphones stand disconnected outside crushed homes. The three boys walk down the street as if approaching Oz, but their playground is definitely not lined with gold bricks or emerald castles.

Some of these images may be staged for dramatic effect (most of them aren’t), but that doesn’t lessen the real-world impact that they have. When the kids put on George Bush and Dick Cheney masks they actually become those vicious people, picking apart a dying town, while still representing a commentary on the impoverished upbringing of children in this environment.

As they stand upon the bridge, which we imagine is barely standing amidst what looks like the fall-out of an earthquake, it is especially disturbing to see the smirks on the faces of those paper-faces. They toss what they have gathered from the city over the edge, and with little parachutes on each item the image is perfectly reminiscent of the falling aid packages that the U.S. dropped on Iraq, but failed to ever really utilize in New Orleans.

It’s as if the government has sucked the town dry – in their ultra-capitalist drive for world domination they made millions off this major U.S. coastal city, and yet there was nothing to give back. So faced with empty water bottles and dusty cans, “here is no water but only rock,” what can one do but “get ya hustle on?”


The video is not filmed with a huge budget or with an “artsy” motif; it’s got the look and feel of a rather typical rap video - authentic and gritty. Which in many ways is a reference to the hustle that the rappers themselves are forced into by society. Juvenile is completely aware of the irony of making money off of Katrina himself with this track, and it is precisely this criticism that he is mocking. As the camera spins around a mob of rappers during the middle of the video he almost dares you to claim this is simply a money-grab. But he won’t say it isn’t either, as the chorus suggests, civilization has gone back to the bare minimums of survival of the fittest. The cycle is endless like that, because if the government is hustling the people than the people are pushed into hustling each other; making money anyway they can.

Juvenile talks about the crime and depravity that has taken over the streets of New Orleans, the scramble to sell cocaine and other drugs, but in his criticism he might as well be talking about thousands of other forgotten cities and neighborhoods across America. Yet he never wants your pity, his tone and style prevents that from ever entering the picture. Instead the huge overturned Escalades and limos (apart from literally “overturning” typical hip-hop imagery) are grandly eloquent symbols of destruction that demand help – not pity.

This is the kind of video that contains shots that stay with you far after the conclusion, heightened by the knowledge that this is an actual place that continues to struggle to survive today. Juvenile and Ben Mor made this video way back in December of last year, but not much has changed in New Orleans’ Ninth Ward. What’s more is that there is little hope for mass change in America, at least the kind of change that we need – “If there were water we should stop and drink/Amongst the rock one cannot stop or think.”

In his stirring critique of our entire consumerist and capitalist culture Juvenile not only succeeds in making an unforgettable social statement, but he has created an unparalleled work of art that stands as one of the best music videos of 2006. This is my standing ovation.

Depth of Focus Videographies: Radiohead / Bjork / Michael Jackson / Bowie